Supergirl XXX Starring Alanah Rae from Extreme Comixxx

by HM

Supergirl XXX 1 175x96 Supergirl XXX Starring Alanah Rae from Extreme ComixxxSupergirl XXX represents a “mainstream porn” interpretation of a superheroine story. While it lacks the kind of content that would interest most superheroine fetish fans, it undoubtedly features enough graphic sex scenes to keep mainstream porn viewers interested, despite a paper-thin storyline. 

As the film begins, Krypton (or its porn equivalent) is about to be destroyed, just as we’ve all seen a million times in the famous opening sequence from Richard Donner’s Superman: The Movie. There are a few subtle differences between that film and Supergirl XXX, however, which may not be apparent to the uninitiated.  For example, in Superman, the father figure (Jor-El in that case) was played by the legendary Academy Award winner Marlon Brando, whereas here, he’s played by porn actor Buck Fuddy.  In any case, Supergirl (Alanah Rae), a fully grown adult woman in full Supergirl costume, is placed into the escape pod to leave the planet just as it’s about to be destroyed.  The characters very quickly provide us some exposition (Superman arrived at Earth several years ago, and that’s where Supergirl will be going), and then Supergirl escapes just as the planet is destroyed by cheap looking After Effects flames and a shaky camera effect.

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This is followed by an incredibly long opening credits sequence in which names fly past us in outer space.  Supergirl lands on Earth and very, very slowly walks towards a nearby city (which I assume to be Metropolixxx).  Meanwhile, Superman (Dale Dabone), also in full costume right from the beginning, lays down on a bed next to a woman who is probably Lois Lanexxx (Jenna Presley).  Superman describes a weird feeling, as though someone from Krypton has mysteriously traveled a very long distance to Earth.  Of course none of that matters at all, because 30 seconds later, the characters start having porn-style sex.

This scene, of course, goes on forever, and features all the same stuff you’ve seen in every single other porn movie ever made except the guy is dressed like Superman.  Personally, I fail to see the appeal of this, but I know that in the grand scheme of things, I must be in the extreme minority.  I figure there really is no “Superman and Lois Lane” porn fetish, and this kind of movie is probably designed to appeal to a fairly “mainstream” porn audience that would have absolutely no idea what to make of the kind of videos you’ll typically see reviewed on this site (and would most likely have no way of understanding the appeal of something like this).  It’s simply a regular porn movie with superhero costumes.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

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Anyway, back to the movie.  Seven hours later, Superman and Lois Lane are no longer having porn sex, and around that time, Supergirl (still in costume) shows up at their door and introduces herself to Superman, whom she knows to be Kal-El.  The acting is really atrocious here, but I guess the acting is “supposed to be bad” in porn, so there you go.  (To be fair, Dale Dabone as Superman is pretty good at delivering his lines).  Supergirl, Superman and Lois sit down and discuss things.  Superman explains that Earth’s yellow sun gives Kryptonians special abilities (for viewers who have never heard of anything related to “Superman”).

Supergirl decides to try to blend in to her new surroundings and applies to a nearby college.  Finally she has the opportunity to wear her “Linda Lee” disguise (a black wig).  At college, she meets her roommate: the one and only Barbara Gordon (Sunny Lane).  Sunny Lane is pretty funny and likeable in this scene, and brings some humor to the movie.  Soon, the girls meet their sorority leader, who is dressed like a dominatrix and verbally abuses the girls in the sorority.  She turns out to be Natasha Luthor (Andy San Dimas), the niece of Lex Luthor.  This is all fine and dandy, until Natasha decides to initiate the girls by introducing them to their “frat brothers” (a couple of guys who genuinely look like they don’t know or care where they are, what movie they’re working on, or what any of this means).  They come in and start having porn sex with the girls.  Zzzzz…  The scene is basically a gigantic orgy involving the sorority girls and two frat boys, which, again, makes it very similar to 30,000,000 other porn movies.  Especially since “Supergirl” is totally nude in this scene.  (So is it supposed to matter to the viewer that she’s Supergirl?  Why?)

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Natasha breaks into an office and meets “Bruno.”  Who’s Bruno?  I don’t know.  Anyway, they have sex in the office.  Meanwhile, Supergirl and Barbara Gordon sit in bed together reading a book and talking about sexually charged topics.  (I have absolutely no idea where this is leading.) Barbara Gordon introduces Supergirl to Facebook and then announces that she’s going to take a shower.  Both girls pleasure themselves for a really long time.

Supergirl, for some reason, starts flying around the city and encounters a couple of thugs attacking an innocent girl.  She interrupts them, providing the opportunity to reenact the sort-of-famous moment from Superman Returns where Brandon Routh, pretending to be Superman, is shot in the eye and the bullet bounces off.  So anyway, that happens, and then the scene ends.  In the next scene, which has nothing to do with any of this, a guy holds a broom and does impressions of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Christopher Walken.  Anyway, the female admissions officer from earlier in the movie (India Summer) walks into the room and demands to know about Linda Lee.  Then they have sex for a long time.

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The bad guys eventually set a trap for Supergirl involving kryptonite, which allows Natasha Luthor to subdue Supergirl and don a tin foil hat and… receive the brain transmissions from the citizens of Metropolis… or from Supergirl, or something.  Several minutes later, Supergirl escapes and then fights Natasha Luthor in a really poorly choreographed and boring scene.  Barbara Gordon rescues Supergirl, the brief fight scene comes to an end, and then, Supergirl and Barbara Gordon… (can you guess?) have sex!  Later, having saved the world (or just having stopped Natasha Luthor from accomplishing whatever the hell her plan was), she talks to Superman and Lois Lane around the table again.  Superman promises to introduce Supergirl to his “Super Friends,” and the movie ends.

As you might have guessed, I didn’t particularly enjoy this movie.  I’m not a fan of mainstream porn, so I don’t understand what the appeal is in combining regular porn with super hero costumes.  I don’t imagine that the filmmakers actually have any particular reverence for any of these characters or for the story world of DC Comics, so there’s no real passion in the movie, as far as I can tell.  It’s really just a pastiche of porn cliches with a few “superhero” elements randomly thrown in.  (Instead of wearing business attire, a character wears a Supergirl costume, and therefore, she’s “Supergirl” when she has sex with someone.)   The story doesn’t really make any sense, and to me, there’s really nothing erotic going on.

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Of course, maybe there are legions of fans of this sort of thing out there that will insist that I’m missing the point.  That may very well be the case, but my brain apparently just isn’t wired to appreciate this type of movie.  I don’t think it’s “hot,” and I don’t understand why the events of the story unfold as they do (as opposed to some other completely random way).  In short, I don’t get it.

But I would love to hear from someone who does get it, and who did enjoy Supergirl XXX.  What did you like about it?  Is it better or worse than other Superhero XXX parodies?  Inquiring minds want to know.™

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{ 9 comments }

1 LordSnot March 6, 2012 at 8:11 am

Knock our superheroine fetish all they want but at least the videos done have way more things going on than a porn movie. These superhero pornos also don’t hold much appeal to me. We have guys like Rye and the battle for Earth guys and others who actually do put effort into their videos and show they love the work which is more than I can say for these schlock porn hacks whose only goal is to get a nice close up of a jizzed butthole. Oh I went there!

2 Swampy170 March 6, 2012 at 10:58 am

IMO tis a real shame mainstream producers refuse to learn from our little corner of fetish production.

This particular movie sucked pretty bad, yet alot of the details like set design etc were pretty good. With a little more attention to storyline and acting they could have added a hell of alot to the movie.

I think they really underestimate their audience by thinking all they want is the sex and a tiny amount alongside. Admittedly the demographic for this kind of thing isn’t looking for Shakespeare or Steinbeck, but it’d only take a little more effort to give the vid a decent storyline.

3 Robopope25 March 6, 2012 at 1:11 pm

I really wonder who these parodies are for. Part of the appeal of superheroines or sci-fi heros is the peril and the fact that the hero or heroine could fail miserably. So if your into supergirl fucking chances are you want to see her get weakened by kryptonite first. Do they really think there are horny comic book fans that are gonna get fooled by this? Speaking as a life-long comic book fan as soon as i got the net I seeked out like-minded fans and material that would satisfy my need to see heroines in peril. This stuff wouldn’t have fooled me for a second.

4 Tyr Garm March 6, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Love your site! Big fan! Having written and helped produced a superheroine porn parody (not Supergirl XXX), I can tell you it’s a challenge. There is a mind set that once you step into adult content there must be at least 50% footage of sex scenes with at least 4 seperate romps and preferably more.

It’s a real fight to keep the superheroine content in the story line and at highly quality. Fight scenes are incredilbly time consuming and difficult to do well. Keeping actresses in character during adult content is a huge challenge. CGI costs. Sets really cost. The number of actors/actresses who can handle acting, dialogue, fight scenes and the desired adult content (everyone has boundaries) are not unlimited. It’s tough. To say nothing of trying to market the darn thing at a decent profit margin (gotta pay the bills).

I enjoyed your criticsim of Supergirl XXX. I laughed at your quite correct criticisms of the weak story line, sexual overkill, pointless sex and sex with characters who appeared from nowhere. I hope that our production does a better job at integrating superheroine and adult content. Keep up your site’s great work.

5 Tyr Garm March 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Just to be clear, I am sure it’s just as hard to keep actors in character during adult content. We only had women in our production.

6 Swampy170 March 6, 2012 at 3:41 pm

I’ve no doubt it’s difficult to keep actresses/actors focused – after all with hardcore content there is real penetration.

I think there’s some room for movement, if a site did go wholely hardcore-sex superheroine movies it might be possible to do test shoots, giving the performers more of an idea of what’s involved in the part before doing a feature film.

Though, as Ty says, you need to pay the bills too. Could struggle, but I’d think you could still sell the test shoots.

7 Lumpy March 6, 2012 at 7:16 pm

My guess is that the target audience might be the grown up “fanboys” who have never really been into peril or bondage, but who have always fantasized about screwing Supergirl or Wonderwoman.

8 sugarcoater March 8, 2012 at 12:15 am

I was really curious to see how they presented the Supergirl sex scenes. How long was she in costume? How did the scene look? Any further details–and better yet pics–would go a long way to selling me on the video. Any chance of added pics or clips?

-SC

9 Lloyd Ferrigon August 16, 2012 at 10:55 am

I agree the storyline is not much but the actress who plays Supergirl is attractive.

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