Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Kandys from BadAssKandy

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Lock Stock & Two Smoking Kandys is the second foray by the KickAssKandy/BadAssKandy crew into the female versus female genre. Their first attempt Sex, Lies, and Kick Ass Tape was marvelous and would easily break into my top ten list of “girl power” videos, if I ever took the time to make one. I think most people who come to this site know that I and many others have a special affinity for Claire Yellowless. Just a ridiculously talented and good looking girl. Quite frankly I think she should be in every movie. Not just KickAssKandy and Next Global Crisis movies, I mean all movies, everywhere. And as far as Alison Carrol is concerned, well she looks like Lara Croft come to life, so yeah, she’s easy to watch.

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This video is short, simple and inexpensive. It only runs about four minutes but has the usual high quality KAK production values. The girls stand in the center of the room and exchange punches and kicks for a while. Silver eventually takes control and bitch slaps Alison a few times dropping her to the ground. Alison recovers and after a short test of strength and a hair pulling scene takes back the advantage. However Silver is able to get her hands on a gun and pistol whips Alison unconscious. The end.

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This is a fun four minutes and one of my favorite Kandy films of all time. As a F vs. F and light peril fan, I love when Kandyman gravitates my way. If you want to see more stuff like this and see if we can break Kandyman out of his all girl-power, all the time approach, you have to make your voices heard.

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As always, I never tell people how to spend their money, but I would advise everyone to give the trailer a look and let that help determine if this video is for you. At the very least you KO fans get to see Lara Croft knocked silly by Silver. That’s one sentence I never thought I would write. Good times.

Purchase Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Kandies at BadAssKandy
  1. JadeOwl

    The best part in my opinion is the fact that what is shown in the video is actually a fight. Not two girls taking turns beating each other up unilaterally for half the video each… but a fight. One girl may land a volley of punches on her opponent, but it’s never more than that before the other girl fires back. This makes the action much more interesting and enjoyable. 

    And it’s all the more impressive considering the Kickass Kandy usually specializes in exactly the opposite thing: women delivering one-sided beatings on men. The same thing happened the last time they made an F/F video. This means that Kandyman had the foresight to consider that what works for one type of video doesn’t necessarily works for another. That is a testament to the care Kandyman puts in making his products. That’s what I call a true craftsman.  

    The only real downside of this clip is that I get the impression that it’s a scene from a larger video that presumably included some F/M and a larger plot. As it is, this video has a perfectly serviceable bare bones plot that should more than suffice for F/F hungry fans, but for those who are used to the clever storytelling and hilarious comedy that KAK videos always have there’ll be something missing. 

    I highly recommend this video to everyone. What’s more, I urge you all to buy it. Let’s show Kandyman that making more F/F is worth his while. ;) 

  2. This was a decent fight scene, spoilt somewhat by the end. Personal preference, o’course, but I just thought the pistol whipping was a bit of a cop out after such an intense fight. Rather than being the icing on an otherwise tasty cake, it was like someone had snuck a brussel sprout into it.

    I’m still waiting for KAK/BAK to produce a truly great f/f scene. This was certainly a step in the right direction, but they’re not quite there yet.

  3. Great clip except for one major miss – no view of the unconscious agent’s face after the end! Arrrrgggh! Could have been a great one but instead, a clear miss.

    But they’re getting closer

  4. It’s a simple equation really – Claire Yellowlees = purchase! Seriously, you could release a video of her mowing the lawn, or making toast and I’d buy it!!!

  5. Jerkstore

    I thought this was absolutely terrific. Kandyman, will this sort of video continue being made?

  6. Wow. Allison Carrol is up there with my hottest actresses in this genre of all time. Others include Angel from NGC, Destiny from Heroine Legends, and Cali Danger from Ring Divas.

  7. Gorleser

    This was good for all of the reasons listed in the review, but not exactly my thing (love the F-F fighting, prefer more helplessness and domination, or a little more fetishistic about unconsciousness).

    The other reason I’m posting is that for us Yankees the video is not that inexpensive ($8USD). At a shade over $2 per minute it’s a little more expensive than it seems.

  8. mantower

    I enjoyed the video, both girls did a great job and the outfits were plain smoking. I agree that the final KO was a bit of a disappointment, would have been great to see a sleeper hold or, even better, a head scissors. Nonetheless, I love this video and I hope that Kandyman will release more of this kind. Who knows maybe he will even go so far to making an M/F fight where the bad guy wins, here’s hoping :)

  9. Yes, excellent, I’d like to see more of this. Whereas I enjoyed the nature of the backward and forward fighting, I’d like see it with one girl gain the upperhand and give the other girl a beating for the last couple of minutes. A bit of blood and bruising wouldn’t go amiss, but those are only my preferences. I will continue to buy anything along these lines. Good stiuff.

  10. Thanks for the review Sidekick and thank you all for your comments. We kind of improvised the whole film to test the waters again and the crew/stunt co-ord/girls could get a feel for FF fighting and we did discuss how it would end, who should win and whether good always prevails and in the end the girls decided that bad can win but only by being underhand! We also wanted to leave it open for the future and once we start shooting FF action we’ll give it the same level of brutality as our FM stuff with decisive victories, solid storylines and a bit more of a nod to the various fetishes that we all know and love!

  11. Congratulations Kandyman. A worthy F/F encounter – even a bit or hair pulling! Two fit (in every sense of the word) athletes in a well-matched encounter is just what I want to see. Would I be too greedy to ask for a multiple BA/KA encounter again, and perhaps longer? But for now this and the others already in your cannon will do fine. Keep on keeping on …

  12. pulphead

    Amazing! This is one of your best videos! I agree with Naych, invest on the agent’s unconscious face and boddy…

  13. OldBear

    Pretty cool video. I just hope it sells well so you decide to follow it up with more. The two actresses were great, I mean we basically have Bluebird from NGC going up against Lara Croft, lol.

    Just two things I want to offer as critiques. The first is to perhaps make the music a little lower and more subtle so we can hear the actresses’ grunts more clearly while they are battling. Its kind of like when someone posts a scene from a movie or game on youtube and puts their own music over it so you can’t hear the true audio of the movie or game, it can be a little annoying. So in this case, basically I just think its important to hear the actual audio from the two actresses clearly instead of having to strain to hear them over the music.

    The second has to do with the way the actress sells the KO. If you notice the guy in the beginning of the vid sells his KO perfectly, like his body goes limp. I wish the girl would do the same thing, but instead of going limp she kind of rolls over into the fetal position with her legs still up slightly. Since KOs are my favorite part of these vids I am obviously over-analyzing it.

    In the end, I still enjoyed the video, so I don’t want to sound like some sort of hater. Just figured I would offer feedback, since it’s pretty cool that you guys all come here to discuss these things with us. I am encouraged by your last post above, especially the last sentence. It sounds like we have much more to look forward to. Take care.

  14. Thanks Old Bear, agreed on the sells and they’ll come with time…oh yeah, i think you’ll find that Claire was BAK’s Silver waaaay before NGC’s Bluebird….but we like to share ;-)

  15. fassassin

    missing assassin’s outfit: gloves and weapon belt… but wonderful catsiuts.

  16. mantower

    I really like what Kandyman is saying, longer episodes with more definitive victories would be great! The words ‘brutality’ and ‘various fetishes’ are music to my ears! It is great to see all the feedback from people here and I agree with most of the comments, I just can’t wait t see more of these kinds of videos from you guys.