“Hard Kandy” from KickAssKandy

KAK HK 1a Hard Kandy from KickAssKandyThe KickAssKandy crew is back with a new episode called Hard Kandy (starring Dannii Harwood as hit woman “Sex Panther”), and I’m happy to report that KAK is rolling along better than ever for fans of the “girl power” genre. Check out my review and images below.

I know, I know. There is no peril and the girls are rarely if ever challenged. But every time I watch one of their films, I’m always entertained and I think they do a lot of things that other more peril oriented producers could emulate to their benefit. They always deliver their films on time and the action scenes take place in cool locations and are always well choreographed.

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The films also include a lot of humor that is intentionally campy and tongue in-cheek, but somehow it never feels forced. Oh, yeah, they also employ some of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. In fact, let’s talk about the ladies in this episode.

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Red – Everyone has their favorites but I think it would be fair to say that she has become the flagship character of the series. This was a distinction held previously by A.J. and then Hi-Kix, but I think both are mostly retired from the Kandy world and the mantle has been passed on. She’s an extraordinarily beautiful woman and judging by her stomach has a one million sit-up a day workout regimen. I haven’t had time to visit the KAK forum as much as I want to but Red used to regularly interact with the fans which is something I think more actresses should consider doing. She just seems like a real kind, down-to-earth young woman and I always look forward to seeing her perform. She is also my number one pick to join Silver/Bluebird as both a KAK and NGC performer. I think she would make a fantastic superheroine or villain for that matter.

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Sex Panther – Yep. Sex Panther. No points for subtly there Kandyman but I do love the name. Actually, this is the first video that I’ve ever watched with Sex Panther, and I think I need to see more of her. I don’t know if the words exist that adequately describe this woman’s figure, but let’s just say it’s a good figure to have. I also thought that from a pure choreography standpoint she really knows how to work as her blows seem to land with a ton of force.

As far as the film goes, it is classic Kandy. For those of you who are new around here the girls always completely demolish the men in Kandy films with an assortment of punches, backhands, kicks, and knee lifts. The same holds true for Hard Kandy which is a fun episode with all the attributes I described above.

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Another note for any newbies around here. Although they’ve never done a truly even M/F fight, they have released two F/F videos that I think rank among their best films. If you hadn’t checked them out you can read the reviews here and here. The first is quite literally Silver versus Lara Croft. The second is a two on one battle where Red gets knocked out at the end. I recommend both very highly.

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  1. Let me get this out of the way…

    “No peril? I’m not interested.”

    Okay, now we can get on with the regular comments.

  2. They did do one with peril a few months ago that I enjoyed. They said they were going to do more but I haven’t seen anything yet. These do nothing for me and so I’ll pass,

  3. If any one from Kick Ass Kandy is reading this….

    Your stuff looks utterly amazing, have you considered starting a sister site to KAK that’s more peril orientated…? There seems to be a large market you could tap into…?

  4. robopope25

    I’ve given up on kick ass candy. Even the one they did with peril was pathetic. Biggest rip-off ever. If your into girl-power I’m sure it’s amazing work!

  5. It is a crime against humanity that there are girls this hot, talented, and HOT but can’t make a movie worth watching. When is KAK going to get their stuff together?? “Girl power” what a complete waste.

  6. ahhhh…. Cant get with it. That woman needs to be getting her ass kicked, not the other way around. Sorry. Cant do it.

  7. Thanks for the review Sidekick, I always love to hear your opinions on our work and the film has had an amazing response from our fan base – I think Dannii Harwood proved to be, literally, the ultimate stocking filler (ho ho ho) and Red is the gift that keeps on giving. You’ll all, well some of you at least :), be glad to know that there is going to be a new season of incredible films with extraordinary fighting femmes fatale for 2013, with some of the old favourites and some brand new!

    STOP PRESS: funnily enough we are currently building our portfolio of Girl v Girl action movies to launch a sister site some time next year. In fact we just filmed the most brutal contest between the newly returned Kix (yes, she’s back!) and a hot 6ft female Thai boxer that will blow fans of this genre’s minds and maybe pants but lets concentrate on the minds. In fact we’re taking on a load of custom commissions from fans of this FF genre, creating KAK quality films to their specific desires, so if you want to create your ultimate girl v girl movie then why not commission – prices may be more reasonable than you think.

    The next logical progression from the Girl V Girl action would our take on the world of PERIL..so, why not put your money where you mouth is :) and commission a peril custom from us…this way you can be assured of the KAK seal of quality and you get to design it the exact way you want it! who knows, even Robopope may like it ;-)

    So, until then, we at Kandyland bid you the most wonderful of festive seasons and hope to hear more from you in the New Year.

    Merry Kickass!

  8. @Kandyman
    Well there clearly is a market for the “girl power,” woman dominating thing, check out the websites mwmuk.net and http://www.londonwrestlingstudio.co.uk/newlws/index.php – examples of the mixed wrestling fetish in the UK – there’s an article about it here – http://whackmagazine.com/post/37828669741/the-amazons-attack-a-look-inside-model-wrestling
    also bizarre magazine did a story on it last year – http://www.bizarremag.com/fetish/fetish/12214/mixed_wrestling_fetish.html?xc=1

    Obviously the “man in peril” fetish is just not popular on this board, was wondering if there was a such a community or message board out there.

  9. Sidekick

    My pleasure Kandyman, I really enjoyed it. And I thought I read Kix retired from active duty so I apologize for that. Glad she is back though as the fight against a six footer sounds great.

  10. @Kandyman If you make a girl peril video with the same girls, quality and level of action as the ‘girl power’ videos, I’ll be first in line. Just make sure one or more girls is taking a beating the whole time and NOT too much back and forth.

  11. “Stee December 24, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    It is a crime against humanity that there are girls this hot, talented, and HOT but can’t make a movie worth watching. When is KAK going to get their stuff together?? “Girl power” what a complete waste.”

    KAK just appeals to a different demographic than the producers on this website do. I am sure they do pretty well, but I doubt they get many fans from this website. I’m surprised HM/Sidekick keeps putting their videos up on here. It would be nice to see girls like Red in a more peril oriented movie but we can’t have it all I suppose.

  12. And for the record, I bought one video from KAK a long time ago. I didn’t regret it, it was a good video and worth the cost and it was well made. But it also helped me realize that this producer would not be for me barring any changes!

  13. JadeOwl

    Well, I bought this video and I thoroughly enjoyed it. And that’s coming from an avowed F/F lover. The hotness of the girls (Red being one of my favorites), the high quality of the action and the splendid quality of the humor more than makes up for the videos not belonging to my genre of choice.

    You don’t need to be a fan of the girl power genre to appreciate how good they are. Which I think answers Chris’ question about why HM/Sidekick keeps putting their videos up on here. Or maybe it has to do with the fact that being a fan of one genre doesn’t preclude HM and/or Sidekick from also enjoying other things. If I may be permitted an analogy, just because one likes a good steak doesn’t mean one can’t enjoy pasta.

    Besides, judging by what Kandyman just said, you peril lovers might just get your wish… eventually. Like those of us who prefer F/F seem to be going to in the foreseeable future.

    So I can tell you from experience that patience and keeping hope are eventually rewarded. Why… look at me. It took years… but I’m getting exactly what I wanted.