“Game of Femmes” from Kick Ass Femmes

"Game of Femmes" from Kick Ass FemmesKickAssFemmes returns with Game of Femmes, the third episode in what has become to me and my brother from another mother, Jade Owl, the greatest web site ever created. That’s not hyperbole. I really believe that. Anyway, let’s discuss.

First, a little history. Many of you know Claire Elise as “Bluebird” from Next Global Crisis. But before she ever donned the Bluebird costume, she favored a catsuit and was known as Silver in the KickAssKandy world. She was a good girl for a while, but eventually drifted over to BadAssKandy, KickAssKandy’s arch nemesis.

When the film begins, we find Silver doing her sneaky spy-girl best down in a parking garage. However, we find that she is being watched by another woman, but the only thing we see of her is a wisp of blonde hair. Silver sneaks behind a pillar when out of nowhere the blonde reveals herself as Cat, and puts a rag over Silver’s mouth. Silver tries to fight the effects, but soon enough her eyes roll up in her head and she faints to the ground.

"Game of Femmes" from Kick Ass Femmes

When Silver awakens, she finds herself chained to a pillar. After some snappy banter Cat slaps Silver across the face. But Silver says she kind of likes that kind of thing so Cat obliges and slaps her four more times. Sliver keeps asking for more, and Cat strikes her ten more times across the face.

Silver then convinces Cat to give her one final cigarette that is tucked into her boot. But it’s a trick cigarette and the smoke emanating from it knocks Cat out. Silver picks Cat up off the ground and drags her across the garage. Silver pulls out (with some comedic effort) a machete and swings it at Cat who dodges all her strikes and disarms Silver. They have a long test of strength that is more or less of a standstill. With their hands still locked, Silver throws a series of knee lifts to Cat’s stomach, but Cat counter attacks with kicks and knee lifts of her own.

"Game of Femmes" from Kick Ass Femmes

They break off their grasps and are about to lock up again, but Silver lands a cheap shot to the stomach. She then starts to drill Cat with knee lifts and kicks to the face. She then drops Cat to the ground with a kick to the back and knocks her out with a kick to the face.

Silver picks Cat up by her jacket and keeps pounding away. She hits cat with a headbutt and a kick to the stomach. She follows with several stiff punches to the jaw and more kicks. But Cat fires back, hits several stomach punches and knee lifts to the stomach and face. But Cat turns her back and Silver grabs her in a reverse bearhug.

"Game of Femmes" from Kick Ass Femmes

Cat eventually breaks free of the hold and knocks Silver down with a flurry of well thrown punches. With Silver on her knees Cat just keeps landing hard kicks across Silver’s face. Cat walks away thinking she has won, but Silver gets up and in a final flurry of roundhouse kicks, drops Cat to the ground and gets the information she was after.

You may have noticed I didn’t really mention Silver’s goal in this episode, and I don’t plan to. Just remember, almost all KAK and KAF films are action comedies, and the fourth wall is often broken in their films, and that’s the case here. And although I know it’s probably not a huge drawing card for our readers, no other producer does comedy better than KAK/KAF, and there is a ton of it here.

"Game of Femmes" from Kick Ass Femmes

So, what would be the drawing card to this episode? Well, a lot. First, Cat and Silver and their natural state of being physically perfect in every way. But you also get other things many of our readers love. There’s a rag over the mouth that leads to a KO and a couple of other knockouts. And don’t forget the chain bondage, the bearhug, the bitch-slapping, and the stomach blows. Also the catsuits, the leather, and the high riding boots.

KickAssFemmes is there for three in my book and they’ve done it in different ways. Episode 1 was a giant peril fest. Episode 2 was a brilliant back and forth battle. And this episode with the knockouts and the bondage and the bearhug leaned heavily into the fetish category. And poor Cat just keeps on getting her ass kicked. Actually, that’s kind of great. She pulls it off so well.

One last thing. Kandyman recently let it be known that Claire has time to shoot a few KAK/KAF custom videos. As of the writing of this review, I believe there is a slot or two available. So, if you’re interested in a Silver custom or a custom with any of their other girls, let Kandyman know here.

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Kandyman

Loving the comments and of course the review! We have listened to all your comments over the past couple of years and where possible we’ve introduced your ideas to our films. Many are custom films which will be based around the tastes of the client but this one wasn’t a custom and so I’ve had the freedom to incorporate your wishes from Chloroform KOs, bear hugs, peril, poisoned gas cigarettes and of course our trademark fighting.

Does Silver ever lose? Just wait for our Kandy Crisis mini series where Silver, Kix and Vixen come up against the Hit Woman.

What’s on tap? We have shot another dozen movies over the last 12 months and there’s a lot of cool stuff on the way including another 3 parts to the Hypnofemmes Mini Series, the Kandy Crisis Mini series, a 2 parter with Clubber Thong V Cat and lots of individual films starring the likes of Kix, Vixen, Silver, Diva, Skarlet, Emmanuelle and more 🙂

Stee
Stee

I meant to ask: does this all take place in the same universe (Kick Ass-verse?)? Is Cat looking for her hypnotized partner? Is Silver working for Nemesis from part 1? Knowing the same Cat from part 1 is taking another beating really improves the overall greatness for me.

Stee
Stee

How much is the price in dollars?

Will you ever do a video without the comedy parts?? They are really taking away from what could otherwise be perfection (just my opinion of course).

JadeOwl

My esteemed Sidekick, you will be pleased to know that once more we’re in full agreement. Kandyman continues to be on a roll of unprecedented proportions with another extraordinary F/F rumble. Silver and Cat really sell this in an amazing manner.

Sidekick
Sidekick

@Fight Lover

I believe all the knock out falls are to the girls side or their back. The fight takes place on a concrete floor so falling face first probably wasn’t an option.

Fight Lover
Fight Lover

Do either of the girls fall face down when they get KO’d?

Jerkstore
Jerkstore

Yeah, this site has done everything right so far. It just gives viewers a break from superheroines, (a genre I love) but the market is just so saturated. It’s going to be a long two weeks for the next one. What’s on tap Kandyman?

Maar13
Maar13

Well as soon as I got the e-mail, I downloaded the movie and it was pretty cool, it pretty much has everything I look for in a movie and the end was funny as Hell!

John G
John G

This was a great showing! …and there’s still so much potential for improvement!

For the KO lover, it seems that more camera time was spent adorning the (beautiful) victims. Well done and Cat has the limp face and open mouth perfected as you can see in the picture above! And there still could be more focus on the facial expression as they’re KOed and drifting off.

For the bondage lover, the combination of chains and a beating were great. And obviously more or different tie ups could come in the future

For the fighting lover, there were plenty of kicks and punches traded…and there still could be room for a beatdown via wrestling holds, a KO slam, etc in the future.

And the comedy is always a nice and unique touch too. Another nice touch could be an internal dialogue expressed from the victim that we can hear like, “oh no…chloroform!! Blacking out again……***”

So in my opinion, in no time at all, you’ve leapt to the top tier in this genre and we’re all eager for more!

Ted B.
Ted B.

Does Silver ever lose?

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