UPDATED with Review! Kandy Crisis 9: Against The Clock

I feel incredibly fortunate that Kandy Crisis is happening. Outside of commissioning an expensive custom, most fans just crave seeing their dream episode from whatever producer they happen to be a fan of. I get to see my dream series come to life headed by my two favorite producers and featuring several of my favorite actresses in the genre. Talk about a dream come true.

It’s just everything I ever wanted to see. I so much prefer spy girls to superheroines and it’s been such a thrill ride to see the Kandygirls challenged like never before. Even in the episodes where they have emerged victorious they always have their backs against the wall, something we just had never previously seen before. And the fact that they got AJ, the first Kandygirl to return has just put this series over the top for me.

Anyway, as I usually do in these reviews, here’s a quick series recap.

Episodes 1-4 – Hit Woman takes out Hi-Kix, Vixen, Silver, and AJ in consecutive fights. AJ is the only one taken captive.

Episode 5 – AJ is forced to fight every day for six months but her abilities are limited by certain command words placed in her mind.

Episode 6 – AJ breaks out of the mental control and vows to take the fight to Hit Woman.

Episode 7 – Wearing two of the greatest catsuits ever made, Hi-Kix and Vixen take out two of Hit Woman’s toughest bodyguards.

Episode 8 – Hit Woman dishes out a beating to Diva, but learns the fight was all part of a plan hatched by AJ called “Project Revenge.”

Which leads us to…

Episode 9 opens up with a montage of AJ training her ass off mixed with a montage of AJ getting her ass kicked back in Episode 4. As we found out in the brilliant Episode 8, AJ had secretly sent Diva to distract Hit Woman just long enough so she could extract revenge on Soren.

AJ enters Soren’s lair and interrupts a call between Soren and Hit Woman. The call we saw HW make at the end of Episode 8. AJ borrows Soren’s phone and throws some sass HW’s way. Soren and AJ square off, and right off that bat, the unstoppable AJ seems to be back. She tears into Soren and beats him around the room quite easily. Soren attempts to use some of the command words that greatly diminish AJ’s abilities, but it seems the Kandy Girl has purged them from her mind. That is all except one.

Soren says “Zanotti”, a word we learned back when AJ was in captivity, that puts her into a helpless trance where she won’t even lift a finger to defend herself. Soren takes advantage and starts to tear into AJ. While AJ seems to struggle to fight thorough the command word, Soren lands a face and stomach punch, a kick to the gut and then he lifts AJ off the ground by her throat.

AJ slides down to the floor in a world of pain while Soren equips a special glove that carries an electric charge. Soren runs a current through AJ’s body but makes the mistake of also running a current through her head. This clears AJ of the effects of the command words and she quickly decimates Soren.

And that’s it. Episode over… If it was just about any other producer writing the series.

See, this is why I’m going to retire from the predicting Andrew Fraser business. Because I think most producers would have just had AJ and HW meet again with nobody else involved and have the heroic AJ take the amazon villainess down in a brutal battle. End of series. Good girls win. At least that’s how I thought everything was going to play out.

But, that doesn’t happen here. HW comes out of nowhere and rams AJ in her back. Then, with a chain wrapped around her fist, HW drives punches into AJ’s side and rams her face first into the floor. She then wrenches AJ’s arms behind her back and I think I have to stop here to avoid spoilers. But let me say this. If you enjoyed the endings of the majority of the episodes, I think you’ll be more than happy here. I will say that there’s more work with the chain, a headscissors, and a knockout.

I thought this was great. One of the top episodes of the series. Just a perfect mix of my personal tastes coming together and three actors who just know how to do their jobs really well.

So, where the heck is this all headed now? No fricking clue. I’ve always thought when the smoke cleared the good girls would stand victorious in this series. And they might. But also consider the possibility that Hit Woman will be the only one that’s going to be left standing when this all ends. I can just see the Kandyigrls all on the floor, necks broken, and Hit Woman standing triumphantly over them. That would be an Andrew Fraser move. Heck, maybe that’s why he wanted to be a part of this series. Maybe he got sick of killing off his own characters so he had do this series so he could kill another producers characters. As with all things, time will tell.

I think only one question remains. How soon to Episode 10?

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Mike J
Mike J

Well I was on the fence until I read the reviews. I can never pass up a good one sided beat down, right down my alley.

Maar13
Maar13

I liked it to be honest, AJ is just too hot to be missed, as it is the whole series.

I am with Sidekick here, how long to episode 10? Please say soon 🙂

Mr. Freedom
Mr. Freedom

AJ is certainly beautiful, but the actress doesn’t really “sell” the punishment IMO. Just grimacing with the occasional grunt is not really enough. At times she even looks like she’s smiling, trying not to laugh. She should take lessons from Bluebird, one of the best actresses in the genre, if not THE best.

Bert
Bert

AJ is much better at being totally dominant, as she was in the original KAK vids. Having said that, for some reason she seemed a little better in this movie at selling being on the receiving end. It was subtle, but an improvement. And let’s face it, she looks amazing in that outfit! I’m really enjoying Kandy Crisis, and looking forward to what happens next. As for AJ taking lessons from Bluebird/Silver, since AJ is now showing up in Hollywood B flicks, I don’t think she’ll be open to that kind of thing. Certainly there’s no denying that Claire, Anastasiya, Aisling and Ashleigh are truly excellent at playing both sides of the winning/losing spectrum.

OldBear
OldBear

I actually agree. I don’t mean to pile on or anything, but to take her reaction to the headscissors as an example. She didn’t really utter much of a sound while being choked out. She didn’t really make a great effort to look like she was getting closer to unconsciousness during said choke out. And her legs didn’t really go limp to signify she was passed out.

What I will say is that she delivers the lines really well and I really liked the premise of the movie. She came in all confident and had a pretty good back and forth fight with Soren. But once HW came in, it was a little too one-sided. Not that I don’t like a squash, but this film seemed to beg for an epic confrontation between the two women.

But I think my tastes don’t really align with a lot of the people here, so many of you may still enjoy this. I am so anal with little tiny details of how an actress sells a KO that it makes it difficult for me to truly enjoy a film. Listening to NGC’s comment below about how much of a pain it can be to make a film come together kind of makes me regret making crap comments like this, but I still want to leave some feedback in the hopes it will improve future films.

I have seen other actresses improve greatly at their craft. For example, Comet Girl’s last outing was like night and day compared to her debut performance. So I feel like sometimes a little constructive feedback can be helpful.

Although, just looking to other actresses and their performances can help greatly. You can literally close your eyes during a Bluebird or Angel movie and tell what move they are selling just by their vocal reactions. I can’t say the same here. During the Soren throatlift, I don’t recall hearing AJ utter a single sound except maybe a grunt. Definitely room for improvement there.

But anyway, I will put an end to this overly long post. Sorry if this comes off as an annoying rant. But hey, that is what the Vote Down option is for, lol.

Take care.

Next Global Crisis
Next Global Crisis

I would kindly ask anyone who tried to buy in that period and couldn’t get through if they would try again, and anyone remotely interested if they would watch the trailer and give the site a visit.

I get particularly upset by this stuff because the people who break things have no idea about the difficulties in making that video. The calls to agents, the wrangle over dates and flights, getting everyone to set in one piece, writing a coherent script, getting the best out of the actors even when tired or bruised, painstakingly grading the footage, carefully editing not just the film but enticing teasers and trailers to try and show we haven’t made something shit to rip you off with, that it’s actually good and you wouldn’t regret buying it, careful promotion and at last RELEASE DAY!… and someone we don’t actually know breaks something that means nobody can buy it, and all the people who tried may not try again. http://kandycrisis.com – Please visit.

Next Global Crisis
Next Global Crisis

Due to an almighty cock-up by supposed smart web type people, you haven’t been able to purchase Kandy Crisis 9 for over an hour. BUT ITS ALL FIXED NOW!! So please go ahead and purchase our delightful film.

You may not hear from me for a while, I’ll be in prison, for multiple web-people homicide.

Mike
Mike

Spectacular. My favorite part is when AJ is trapped in headscissors and can’t get out and the Hit Woman kind of giggles at her several times just showing how hopeless her situation is.

Rizo
Rizo

I think I can totally be on board a HW mass killing spree on the KAK girls. Please make it happen guys.

lamo
lamo

warning spoiler

DISAPPOINTING unilatéral beatdown??? why???
is there a sequel? another year?

Mike J
Mike J

So will we ever see KAK girls in Heroine outfits doing some videos?

JadeOwl

At long last!

The time for the reckoning is at hand and AJ will deliver epic and hard won justice to the world!

Ray F
Ray F

Have KAK stopped doing KAF videos now? I see on the site that the last one was back at the start of October last year (The FemmeList) and since then all the releases on the site have been Crisis videos which are really just NGC videos with some KAF women and often quite a lot of mixed fighting.

Are there any “real” KickAssFemmes releases anywhere on the horizon?

kandyman
kandyman

Ray we haven’t stopped making Kickassfemmes videos – we’ll be making a new season of them in the summer. Our latest project is Kandy Crisis – this is a collaboration between KAK and NGC, I think you may be slightly underestimating the collaborative nature of these films.

Bob
Bob

Does AJ do any porn videos? If so whats her name?

Maar13
Maar13

No, She has done some Hollywood movies, I think her latest is with Steven Seagal

TBob
TBob

You know you have made it when you star in a movie with Steven Seagal.

TBob
TBob

Sasha Jackson and I doubt she does porn as she has a decent film career.

GigaFiend
GigaFiend

Is that the return of Sasha Jackson I see?!

TBob
TBob

Yes, you are correct, sir.

Next Global Crisis
Next Global Crisis

Who?…

JadeOwl

A gorgeous actress from Merry Old England who bears a surprisingly striking resemblance to AJ.

Next Global Crisis
Next Global Crisis

Really looking forward to showing you all this one. The full trailer will be available in the coming days. I know AJs previous adventures were very popular and she was really on form in this one.

lamo
lamo

if he consider the old ventilateur : AJ win

JadeOwl
JadeOwl

Oh ye of little faith!

I am fully confident that AJ will triumph this time around in an epic and energetic display of F/F combat prowess.

Just you wait and see. 😀 😀 😀

JadeOwl
JadeOwl

BTW, how does one go around adding an avatar to that circle next to our comments?

HM

Just sent you an email, JadeOwl, so check your inbox. We’re testing this feature out with a few users at a time to make sure everything works properly before introducing it for everyone.

JadeOwl

A million thanks! 🙂

HorseWithNoName
HorseWithNoName

Your avatar rocks! Need to find one as well!

Bert
Bert

If I told you, I’d have to…well, you know!

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