KickAssKandy.com – Site Review

KickAssKandy Site Review 12 175x98 KickAssKandy.com   Site ReviewIn an effort to keep his readers informed about possible viewing options, HM thought it would be a good idea to occasionally run reviews for sites that haven’t been discussed previously on this board. The site we are going to look at today is called Kickasskandy.com. 

It’s important to let you know up front that Kickasskandy is not a peril site. It is a “spy girl” site run by a British producer. It can best be described as Charlie’s Angels mixed in with a bit of James Bond. They release a video every other Friday and to my knowledge have never missed a deadline. The stories are straightforward and feature a rotating cast of femme fatales fighting various henchmen. What I am going to do is breakdown ten different aspects of their production style and let you decide if anything they do may be of interest. Here we go.

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1. The Girls – Known as Kandygirls, each is drop dead gorgeous. Two girls in particular, A.J. and Hi-Kix seem to be fan favorites. A character named Mata Hari, who has a Penelope Cruz type thing going on, is a personal favorite of mine.

2. The Wardrobes – High riding skirts, skin tight cat suits, leather, spandex, knee high boots…you get the general idea. All the girls pull off the outfits quite nicely.

3. Peril – None. The girls dominate every single fight. I’ve downloaded most of the videos and the girls almost never even take a punch. Make no mistake, this is a girl power website. I cannot emphasize this enough for people looking for women in peril. You won’t find it here.

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4. Fight choreography – It usually ranges from pretty good to excellent. There are times where a punch or kick will obviously miss, but those instances are few and far between. The henchmen are played by talented stuntmen and they sell the beatings well.

5. Locations – Various and impressive. They have filmed in forests, warehouses, and large office buildings. I am unaware of any internet producer that does a better job securing quality locations.

6. Writing/Acting – The scripts are generally well written and are filled with funny moments. Both the girls and the stuntmen do a good job delivering their lines. Some references may fly over your head if you don’t know anything about English football.

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7. Storyline – Usually, the girls show up with some random objective and beat on the bad guys. Occasionally, an evil organization is mentioned by name, but the villains are normally pretty anonymous. There generally isn’t much story continuity from one episode to another.

8. Bang for your Euro – The films generally run anywhere from five minutes to slightly over ten minutes long. The price is adjusted according to the run time. The films can be bought via Paypal, however Americans are subject to the exchange rate which is currently not all that favorable. American buyers can expect a final bill anywhere from ten to fifteen dollars per episode.

9. Producer – Affectionately known as Kandyman, he goes out of his way to communicate with his fans via email and on the board that is available on the site. Seems like a first rate guy.

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10. Future direction – *SPOILER ALERT* In the very near future, the producers are going to be starting a spin off site known as Badasskandy. Recently, some of the girls have been defecting to an organization run by a villain named Mr. Big. The new site is not online yet, so I do not know what the content is going to consist of. Will update you when I find out. They also have started accepting custom video requests for a fee.

Final verdict: I think you can draw a lot of parallels between Kickasskandy and Next Global Crisis, even though the content is different. Maybe it’s a British thing, but like Next Global Crisis, the production values are very high across the board. If you’re looking for well made, quality, short action films that DO NOT feature any peril, I don’t think there are many better options currently available.

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  1. The bahar says ...

    Kickasskandy.com is one of my favorites! All their models are so deliciously hot. However, the girls are really brutal and so cocky, I do wish the girls would occasionally fight a bad guy who would smack them around before they get the upper hand.

  2. rangerian

    Correction on my last, I meant to say FEMALE VS FEMALE fighting.

  3. DeathCake

    I have purchased a few clips. Although I appreciated the sheer hotness of the models, (and I love the accent!) none of the girls even come close to being challenged in anyway. It’s a big disappointment. I’m not talking about peril, just even take a few hits from the bad guys. It’s too easy for them, and I find my interest waning. It’s like when a peril movie has so much peril the heroine doesn’t even throw a punch. Too one sided.

    But, again. The models are seriously hot! That’s why I purchased one of them

  4. Dangerous Dave

    As a European viewer I have known about KAK for some time but have always been left wanting. As the review says there are some similarities to NGC but the UK superheroine team definitely has the edge in all departments. What I find most disappointing is buying a product where you know exactly what will happen and even for a film that sells itself on its fights there are to many bad moves.

    Obviously this is a slightly different market to the superheroine/peril genre but there is not enough of anything here to pull my attention and hard earn cash away from other producers.

  5. Sidekick

    Thank you for the feedback everyone. HM and I discussed this review a couple of times and we were not all that sure how many people would respond to a review of a non peril site.

    I think Dangerous Dave made some good points. I only buy about 3 out of every 5 releases because it is obvious how every film is going to end. If the endings were a little more unpredictable I would probably purchase every one. Maybe BadAssKandy will switch things up.

  6. I hope they do. I will not hate them for doing non peril, To each his own, I simply will look elsewhere. But if they decide to dip into the genre, I will take another look see. We go where our likes are.

  7. it’s a damn shame there is no peril for these chicks. hopefully that changes but it doesnt sound like it

  8. Symon

    It’s hard to judge KAK as it’s a genre that holds no interest for me whatsoever. On the one hand, I tend to think that even if I was into f/m action, the relentlessly one-sided nature of the action would start to bore me after a while. From the preview clips (and the one full clip I’ve purchased), the fights are a little stilted, it’s very much kick – punch – kick. All that said however, there’s probably more than a hint of hypocrisy in my opinion about the site, cos if it was all f/f or m/f action, I don’t doubt I’d love it.

    I’m assuming the upcoming Badass Kandy is essentially gonna be much the same as the current site, only with the girls taking out good guys rather than bad guys. Other than that, I ain’t expecting a huge heap of difference. Having good girls and bad girls obviously does set up some potential f/f action down the line, but I can’t see it happening meself.

    So far, as rangerian mentioned above, they’ve only done one (very) brief f/f fight to date, and it wasn’t great – although, in fairness to the ladies, selling a punch/kick is actually the harder role in a convincing fight scene and it’s not like they would have had much practice! (And without wanting to spoil anything, the context of the fight meant that it didn’t matter that it wasn’t especially good).

  9. Mantower

    Well I found this website a while back and was very excited, I mean having girls that look that good wearing fantastic boots (my other fetish) fighting – surely a winner! But alas, was very disappointed to find that the videos are so one sided and the girls never get punched or kicked or show any distress/peril at all. I did contact the Kandyman back then to ask if they would do a peril video and he said none of the girls would be interested in such a video and the quote I got then was huge, Having looked at the website now I find the custom price is a lot more acceptable, especially considering the high quality of the vids, but I doubt they would do any peril stuff.

    This new website you guys are talking about sounds like it could be interesting, but going on previous experience I am afraid it will be more of the same but with roles reversed, as Symon said. However, since they are bad girls, maybe they want to get to the peril fans and have the bad girls lose, I won’t hold my breath but here’s hoping.

    In regards tot he fight scenes, I rather liked them and really, you have got to respect a women who can deliver a high kick to the head while wearing stiletto thigh high boots. So, good site, misses the mark for me in terms of peril but great boot content and here is hoping their spin off will appeal to my other fetish as well.

  10. Charles

    if this site goes peril, instant buy for me. Otherwise, PASS. thanks.

  11. Thanks for the review guys and I read all of your comments and whilst we originally set up to cater for a huge F/M audience that loved the sheer audacity of super arrogant, beautiful woman throwing together some deadly moves in sexy outfits we are open to suggestion! I’m going to launch Bad Ass Kandy in the next few weeks and the girls fight dirtier and do take a punch but why not join the forum on the website and lets get a Peril discussion going with our regular board members. If there’s enough demand for it then we will make a peril movie and the good thing about our site is that we are a collective where opinions are heard and discussed.

    all the best

    Kandyman

  12. Skimming through your forums, Kman, and your current members are dead set against peril. Was nice to consider us peril fans but I can see how this will turn out in their favor.

  13. Mantower

    Mr. Creep, I have just posted a pro-peril comment on the Kandyman’s forum – we can’t expect the people who visit that website regularly to have pro-peril feelings. I reckon the more people go over there and express the desire for a Kickass Kandy peril spin off website the more likely we are to get something like that happen, saying ‘it won’t happen’ without even trying is a bit defeatist. I for one would really love to see the Kandy girls imperiled in those super sexy outfits and boots and it doesn’t take much time to make my opinion heard on the forum. more people should do the same.

  14. It may be more defeatist as I have tried encouraging peril on a couple other sites that do not care for peril and just gotten shut down. Well, I registered and will try and see what we can have done but when the admin guy there isn’t even into peril, we do have an uphill battle to get peril done there, which i agree, with those girls, would be a great new place for us to flock to for videos. The business aspect alone should help convince him. A lot of dollars waiting for that peril.

  15. didn’t have you down as a quiter Mr Creep! Kick Ass Kandy won’t turn into a Peril Site but maybe there’ll be room for a spin off site one day with all the quality of the KAK brand. It needs a few pioneers to search for the middle ground!

  16. Jose

    @Mr. Creep

    Peril does sell though, Mr. Creep and they will be fools to pass on it with all their skills and hot babes. I will join the forum and start preaching, lol.

    You can’t knock them for doing something they love, though. Still they won’t get a cent from me.

  17. Mark

    I noticed that KAK use the same gorgeous actress that plays Bluebird over at the superb ‘Next Global Crisis’. That’s great in my eyes, as she’s a personal favourite. However, I’ve got to add that whilst I’m obviously happy to see KAK give her the forum to display her beauty, somehow the guys over at NGC seem to manage to do the impossible, and actually enhance it! Fingers crossed she stars in lots more work!

  18. The girls look stunning, its good you’re moving in the direction of peril, its boring when the heroines win or the time its better when they have a bit of a challenge or when they lose for a change.

  19. Robopope25

    I just got the new episode….ummmm there wasn’t really any peril. She got hit a few times and barley sold it. The stuff where she was tied and they posed over her was ok but again if your gonna post here and tease peril have some real peril. As it was it was fine but not worth the price if your a fan of heroines losing like me. i bought it to support the notion of having the girls lose on your site, there is money to be made in having your models get defeated in your style of shooting. But other peril fans especially those budget-conscious should stay away. It’s a real bait and switch and is more of the same that kickass kandy offers.

  20. thanks for that, I wont bother wasting money on it, the website probably belongs in another genre but their production is well done

  21. I did say it was a STEP in the peril direction, we can’t suddenly become a peril site overnight but I just thought i’d let you know we’re thinking of you guys.

  22. Ghost999

    I think it is a great video Kandyman. In the world of KAK, it is quiet a huge step. Having a library full of videos in which the heroines are not challanged, to a video where she is challenged just a bit… is a STEP and a GOOD STEP. You keep your original fans satisfied and little by little win a few more. I like it

  23. jonorce

    Kickasskandy is good. But I think the site called “girls-fighting.net” is better than it. Because although both of the two sites have hot and beautiful girls, but the “girls-fighting.net” is apparent more abundant about martial arts. By comparison, Kickasskandy’s martial arts is a little monotonous.

  24. I dunno, girls fighting net is pretty crap compared to KAK. KAK are good at what they do but if they’d do more peril films with dialogue, storyline and good defeats then it could be as good as NGC

  25. Thanks @Kandyman, for the heads up ;)

    It’s not that bad as an offering, particularly if you go into the vid with appropriate expectations. Reading this was their “first step in the Peril direction” I instantly assumed quite a small movement in the peril direction.

    Thankfully I was happily surprised to find the heroine found the fight quite alot more challenging, admittedly the peril was slight, but a good step in the right direction IMO.

    I too am big on the villains winning, but those into NGC will probably like this vid – not a million miles from a training room vid in which the heroines win 8 times out of 10 anyway.

    Glad to see you guys make the move in this direction look forward to seeing more! ;)

    Alex

  26. kandyman – Thanks for the heads-up on this video. It was my first KAK buy, and it was pretty much what I expected. I’m curious about how well this video will sell. Will having the heroine take a little punishment put off your regular buyers? I hope not because I’d like to see more of this type of effort from you guys. I submit that, regardless of what particular fetish is being catered to, having a little drama in the form of a not completely one-sided struggle is a better form of story telling. Even if you don’t get quite as much of a certain fetish, building some tension makes for a more compelling video.

  27. Ghost999

    I aggree with Bert Kandy Man. I am also curious how mucho does it sell. Does a video like this make you lose or gain more viewers. Keep us posted as interested fans

  28. mantower

    Kanyman, thanks for the heads up and promising vid.It was great to see the heroine get a bit of a challenge this time, and I didn’t even min he rwinning a tthe end coz the bad guy got a few good shots in. It isn’t a perilous video so to speak, but it was fun and a great step in adifferent direction for KAK. More of the same and I really hope it won’t put off your regulars!

  29. Thanks for the feedback guys, its hard to say whether this is selling more or less than usual because its a sequel but i’m sure, because its peril light, it won’t put the regulars off. In the meantime, we’ve made this little number which takes another step in your direction. The girl in the blue top is tied up after the first fight and then when her partner in crime comes to rescue her she escapes and its 2 girls V 1 and not a guy in site. Its just been shot and is in the line for edit so won’t be out for a few months, in the meantime here are some pics for you:
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  30. mantower

    That looks extremely promising, I think that will be a definite buy for me when it comes out. And just for the record, massive Kudos to Kandyman for taking people’s requests onboard and being willing to try a new approach!

  31. pulphead

    I have the new episode!!!!! It was Great,, keep it up that way. Thank you for using kix : )

  32. these films are only violence and exploitation of people who suffer from paraphilia, did more constructive things in the world, instead of spiraling violence, for example, could go to india and voluntary care for children affected by AIDS, but believe that the world of living where they live.