Sex, Lies and Kick Ass Tape from KickAssKandy

KAK SLKAT 3 175x116 Sex, Lies and Kick Ass Tape from KickAssKandyYou should probably buy this video. I could end the review right here and be satisfied that I gave you all the information you needed to make an informed choice. But that would be cheating HM’s most important resource: you, his readers. So let’s get into this. 

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I would hate for anyone to feel ripped off or mislead by a “buy” recommendation, which is why I almost never do it. I tend to shy away from ever telling readers how to spend their hard-earned money. To my knowledge, the only other time I did so was for the incredible Season 1 finale from Next Global Crisis, and that seemed to work out pretty well. So, why should you give serious consideration to buying this one? Because Sex, Lies, and Kick Ass Tape is the best video ever produced by KickAssKandy and one of the most enjoyable video shorts I have ever watched.

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I generally don’t like to give too many plot spoilers for videos that I think are of extraordinary quality, but I am going to make an exception in this case. Why? Two reasons. One, Kickasskandy has never really been story driven. It’s always been about spy girls showing up in random scenarios and doing their thing. Two, this is an already popular and established company breaking away from their normal routine, crossing into a new genre and showing off their work to an entirely new audience. With that being the case, I think it’s important to give as much information as possible. And instead of giving the normal rundown, I think I might be more effective to breakdown the review into categories and really hone in on what worked.

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The Girls – Do all the girls that live in London look like this? Between KAK, BAK, and NGC, I’m starting to think there isn’t an unattractive girl over there. Red looks like she gets up every morning and does sit-ups for 16 hours a day. Vixen is just built in a way that makes you say “wow”! (That was a horrible sentence but I’m sure you get my point.) Athena a.k.a. Eagle… Well she looks like she was designed by supercomputers in a lab somewhere.  That’s how flawless she is. Three prefect 10s. Emphasis on the “perfect.”

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The Story – [Beware possible spoilers] Red sets a trap for Vixen and Athena by calling in a bomb threat. The Kandygirls arrive on scene, split up, and quickly run into trouble. Vixen mows down a bunch of goons with ease while Red finds Athena and attempts to recruit her to the dark side. Athena is not having any of it, however, and they start fighting. It’s back and forth for a short time until Red gains the upper hand by locking Athena in leg scissors. Red knocks Athena out, ties her to a chair, straddles her, and continues her recruitment efforts. This scene has more than a few overtones of an “erotic” nature. Nothing happens mind you, but make no mistake, there are overtones.

Vixen finally comes in for the save. She lands some blows, but Red controls the majority of the fight and temporarily puts Vixen down. Athena escapes her bonds and pretty soon it’s two against one. Red actually holds her own against both opponents, but the numbers finally catch up to her and the Kandygirls escort a dazed Red away.  [End spoilers]

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The Action/Choreography – I thought the fight choreography might suffer a bit in this film during the F/F fight sequences. The actresses are always fighting against trained stuntmen, and I thought the girls would be a little more cautious when fighting other models. Boy, was I wrong. If anything, the girls were more into it. Especially the Vixen vs. Red battle. All the blows in this particular fight seemed to land with much more force and violence than other KAK films. I think KAK can get a little too pretty in their choreography sometimes in order to showcase their “girl power” credentials. The choreography here was spot on perfect and some of the best we have ever seen in the F/F genre.

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Is there peril? – In our last KAK review, the consensus seemed to be that although there is a dictionary definition of “peril,” all of us have our own opinions of what constitutes a peril film. In a previous KAK review I wrote, “I think putting some doubt in the mind of the audience that the heroine can win makes a peril film.” Well, if I stick by my definition, this is absolutely a peril film. For me. Three quarters of the way through the video, I thought the good girls were going down. I really did. Red came off as extremely powerful and had already put each of her opponents on the ground. To me, that is peril. I think this stance is going to put me in the minority, however. I think I know the Heroinemovies.com audience pretty well, and the vast majority of you will not consider this a peril film. With that being said, peril fans, you should probably buy this movie. Kandyman keeps on edging your way. Your support will probably help insure the edging continues.

A note from me to Kandyman – Kandyman, I went on your site earlier this week and you had posted a message for long-time fans. Basically, you seemed very worried that this type of release would turn off some long time viewers. I hope I can help put your mind at ease because I am a long-time viewer. I’ve been there since you were releasing your videos for free on YouTube. I can say without question that Sex, Lies, and Kick Ass Tape is the best video you have ever produced. It was funny, exciting, unpredictable, and just about perfect. For any long-time customer who avoided this video because of the new content, I bet you pick up 10 brand new customers. I still want the KAK version of Jaws or Oddjob versus the Kandygirls, but videos like this will do quite nicely for now. Great job, Kandyman. Cheers to the girls and your entire crew. Now, go and make some more just like this.

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  1. Agent E-45

    This looks utterly astounding, though personally for me I need a bunch of F/F lowblows in the mix to consider purchasing. I don’t think they feel comfortable at KickAssKandy with lowblow stuff, which is understandable, though for what it’s worth I’ll just add my voice to the mix and say I hope there might be some sexy lowblows thrown in at sometime in the future. I would DEFINETLY be a recurring-paying customer if that were the case.

    If I’m incorrect regarding the no-lowblows subject, my apologies in advance and feel free to correct me anyone.

  2. Sidekick! I’m bowled over by your wonderful review, such attention to detail and such accomplished writing skills sir. I took a leap of faith and i’m so glad you guys have been so supportive. All being well we’ll create another purely FF film with intricate storyline and plenty of nicely shot action…. in the meantime i’ll certainly consider the introduction of Jaws or Oddjob.

  3. rangerian

    Purchased today, will watch tonight. Checked the video stream data, it is standard definition. I would really like to see HD offering in the future.

    @ Agent E-45 – totally agree ;)

  4. Wow those girls are simply beautiful! Will definitely be purchasing.

  5. I agree with rangerian, if you follow the F/F way i would also like to see HD offerings if possible someday ;)

  6. Hornet900f

    I never posted a comment here before although i follow almost all reviews, I have to say this is by far the best F/F fight i have watched,the girls are beautifull, their outfits are sexy and the action is outstanding!keep it up please.

    @agent E-45 totally with you on the low blows.

  7. deathcake

    It is illegal in the UK to use Low Blows. If they are taken for the purpose of entertainment, rather than serving an artistic purpose, you can be prosecuted, so that’s why you won’t see many, if any, from UK producers.

    Extreme Porngraphy i believe it’s called.

  8. Hmm, kind of true. It depends on how it’s all presented really. You need to be ab;e to argure it’s fantasy violence. Essentially, you could see low blows, but they have to be unrealistic and obviously so by law.

    I think it unlikely you would be prosecuted for using them in a movie such as this, where the fighting is obviously fantasy and there’s no particularly sexual content – however it is down to the individual judge, really – so just hope you get a good one if it comes to that ;)

  9. Dman613

    “It is illegal in the UK to use Low Blows. If they are taken for the purpose of entertainment, rather than serving an artistic purpose”

    …Does anyone have an example of a low blow that DOES serve an artistic purpose?

  10. JadeOwl

    I find the very fact that there are laws in the books anywhere that actually deal with “lowblows” to be be nothing short of surreal.

    I mean… SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!

  11. Not low blows specifically, but the law states specifically about any media which reflects harm to a person’s sexual regions – with the specific aim of sexually arousing the viewer. Making them illegal to produce. There are loop holes for artistic films though.

    Low blows could be considered to come under this perview, hence the concerns.

    For me though I’d say these clips are well into the realm of fantasy, enough removed from reality that it doesn’t fit into that category.

    However, it’s literally down to a panel of your peers. So there’s really no way of knowing what’s acceptable – everyone has a different opinion.

  12. deathcake

    Yeah, sorry for the vague and slightly misleading post. I was in a rush. I think most UK producers will veer away from it anyway, just in the off chance they do get caught.

    “However, it’s literally down to a panel of your peers. So there’s really no way of knowing what’s acceptable – everyone has a different opinion.”

    Indeed. Why risk it? It’s a non-sense law though…

  13. rangerian

    Re low blows, nar I think you are confusing things.

    None of these kinds of productions feature real fights. Even mainstream UK media has featured fantasty/fictional low blows.

    You saying these productions are in breach? LMAO. Thats the funniest thing I have ever heard.

    The only ‘risk’ I can think of is the actor accidently copping a real low blow, lol.

  14. deathcake

    Don’t know why your laughing, and i’m not confusing anything. If your producing a superheroine movies, and your being judged by your peers, one of whom that may know of these types of movies, the low blows are put in their for a fetish, to arouse the viewer. This would be classified as breaking the law.

    Read:

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/24/extreme_pron_law_live/

    Specifically:

    “First off, just what is the law? Various guides – including an official release from the Ministry of Justice – make it clear that pictures will fall foul of the new law if four components are present. The pic must be pornographic, or produced for sexual purposes. It must be realistic. It must contain certain specific imagery, including necrophilia, bestiality, activity depicting serious harm to breast, anus or genitals or life-threatening activity. Finally, it must be grossly offensive, as determined either by a jury or magistrate.”

    Produced for sexual purposes – check
    Realistic (not real) – check mostly or people complain
    Depicting harm to breast/genitals – check (that’s the point)
    Grossly offensive – Depends on who is judging you.

    So yeah, I think that people would rather not risk it. There are exemptions apply of course, detailed in that article.

  15. While it is true low blows are likely illegal in UK porn videos – since you’d struggle to call anthing in the KAK videos pornographic, I doubt there’d be an issue.

    The law was placed far too broadly, which is the issue – however it’s target is those producers curning out extreme (and in some cases disturbing) pornographic material.

  16. I’m going to speak the obvious here and be the wet blanket. “extreme” and “disturbing” are judgement calls. The judgement WILL be made by someone who does not share an interest in this Fetish. Being a member of this little club, and striving to not be judgmental of other people’s preferences, I’m still bothered by some of the material that I come across. How can we expect someone who doesn’t share our fetish to judge the material we like in the full public eye and not find it extreme and disturbing?

    What I find remarkable is that the often puritanical USA hasn’t passed similar laws itself. Let’s cut the British producers some slack on this and enjoy the work they do put out rather than pine for what they can’t. NGC has put out some of the best heroine material available without low blows. If KAK is gonna start catering to our tastes as well, living with slightly tamer action is something I’m more than willing to accept.

  17. rangerian

    These UK producers are not making pornos.

    Incidently have you noticed how AB ‘firewalls’ the porno sex from the fight scenes.

  18. deathcake

    The wording is sexual purposes. And it’s directed towards the person watching it. If you beat off to it, it’s for sexual purposes. I’ve emailed producers before, when comtemplating my own heroine video and they said it was a grey area they prefered not to go near.

  19. KAK officially have the most beautiful girls in this genre. Red is the most beautiful girl ever!

  20. This video and Red has convinced me to become a regular customer of KAK. This was my first ever KAK video and the directing and production is great and the actresses, particularly Red, are all beautiful!!!!

  21. Can you believe youtube banned the video. There is no end to my frustration about this, they are as ruthless, unjust and bullish as a 3rd world military dictatorship. They don’t give a reason, they just tell you to read the guidelines (of which none apply) and there is no course of redress or appeal.

  22. deathcake

    Seems as if there is perhaps a mod with his eye on this kind of stuff, banning anything related to this genre. I do notice, however, none of the GIGA or ZEN material EVER seems to get taken down… That’s more than a little strange…

  23. It’s also possible that certain tags/keywords are immediately flagged. Most likely in my opinion it’s a disgruntled competitor who just files complaints. Or else just some douche who looks for this kind of video so he can file a complaint. You Tube basically pulls any video that gets a complaint. They have virtually no review process.

  24. Yea, absolutely sucks – I’ve talked with an aquaintance who works for youtube. They have just too many videos – so the removal sequence is pretty much automated.

    It’s all about the tags I’m afraid – that, or a competitor flagging the videos, as Rye says. Either way, totally sucks.

    I did ask if they had though about changing it, though apparently since youtube became huge they’ve been properly modding and going through the videos less and less – letting the system sort itself.

    It sucks – but is slightly understandable, given the high volume of material. Apparently there is an appeals page – but from what I’ve heard it rarely works and takes ages to get sorted :/

  25. mantower

    So, KAK/BAK just released a new video featuring two hotties in crazy sexy outfits and boots fighting against each other. I bought it and well, it was very good, for 5 pounds it is well worth it. Unlike most of the recent superheroine videos we have seen it is short, has virtually no story and is basically a 4 minute fight scene – which as far as I am concerned are all very good things. The girls do great, are foxy as hell and I really enjoyed the video overall. For all the fans of Bluebird, if my eyes do not deceive me, she is one of the two girls duking it out in this video. So yeah, I will end my post int he same way that the review above started with, you should probably buy this video.

  26. Sidekick

    Thanks Mantower,

    I bought it, watched it, and there will be a review posted in the near future.