KickAssFemmes returns with Game of Femmes, the third episode in what has become to me and my brother from another mother, Jade Owl, the greatest web site ever created. That’s not hyperbole. I really believe that. Anyway, let’s discuss.
First, a little history. Many of you know Claire Elise as “Bluebird” from Next Global Crisis. But before she ever donned the Bluebird costume, she favored a catsuit and was known as Silver in the KickAssKandy world. She was a good girl for a while, but eventually drifted over to BadAssKandy, KickAssKandy’s arch nemesis.
When the film begins, we find Silver doing her sneaky spy-girl best down in a parking garage. However, we find that she is being watched by another woman, but the only thing we see of her is a wisp of blonde hair. Silver sneaks behind a pillar when out of nowhere the blonde reveals herself as Cat, and puts a rag over Silver’s mouth. Silver tries to fight the effects, but soon enough her eyes roll up in her head and she faints to the ground.
When Silver awakens, she finds herself chained to a pillar. After some snappy banter Cat slaps Silver across the face. But Silver says she kind of likes that kind of thing so Cat obliges and slaps her four more times. Sliver keeps asking for more, and Cat strikes her ten more times across the face.
Silver then convinces Cat to give her one final cigarette that is tucked into her boot. But it’s a trick cigarette and the smoke emanating from it knocks Cat out. Silver picks Cat up off the ground and drags her across the garage. Silver pulls out (with some comedic effort) a machete and swings it at Cat who dodges all her strikes and disarms Silver. They have a long test of strength that is more or less of a standstill. With their hands still locked, Silver throws a series of knee lifts to Cat’s stomach, but Cat counter attacks with kicks and knee lifts of her own.
They break off their grasps and are about to lock up again, but Silver lands a cheap shot to the stomach. She then starts to drill Cat with knee lifts and kicks to the face. She then drops Cat to the ground with a kick to the back and knocks her out with a kick to the face.
Silver picks Cat up by her jacket and keeps pounding away. She hits cat with a headbutt and a kick to the stomach. She follows with several stiff punches to the jaw and more kicks. But Cat fires back, hits several stomach punches and knee lifts to the stomach and face. But Cat turns her back and Silver grabs her in a reverse bearhug.
Cat eventually breaks free of the hold and knocks Silver down with a flurry of well thrown punches. With Silver on her knees Cat just keeps landing hard kicks across Silver’s face. Cat walks away thinking she has won, but Silver gets up and in a final flurry of roundhouse kicks, drops Cat to the ground and gets the information she was after.
You may have noticed I didn’t really mention Silver’s goal in this episode, and I don’t plan to. Just remember, almost all KAK and KAF films are action comedies, and the fourth wall is often broken in their films, and that’s the case here. And although I know it’s probably not a huge drawing card for our readers, no other producer does comedy better than KAK/KAF, and there is a ton of it here.
So, what would be the drawing card to this episode? Well, a lot. First, Cat and Silver and their natural state of being physically perfect in every way. But you also get other things many of our readers love. There’s a rag over the mouth that leads to a KO and a couple of other knockouts. And don’t forget the chain bondage, the bearhug, the bitch-slapping, and the stomach blows. Also the catsuits, the leather, and the high riding boots.
KickAssFemmes is there for three in my book and they’ve done it in different ways. Episode 1 was a giant peril fest. Episode 2 was a brilliant back and forth battle. And this episode with the knockouts and the bondage and the bearhug leaned heavily into the fetish category. And poor Cat just keeps on getting her ass kicked. Actually, that’s kind of great. She pulls it off so well.
One last thing. Kandyman recently let it be known that Claire has time to shoot a few KAK/KAF custom videos. As of the writing of this review, I believe there is a slot or two available. So, if you’re interested in a Silver custom or a custom with any of their other girls, let Kandyman know here.