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“Judge Kickass” from KickAssKandy

"Judge Kickass" from KickAssKandyFans of this site love girl power films. Okayβ€”me, JadeOwl, and three other guys that come here love girl power films. But Hi-Kix is just too awesome, in my opinion, not to discuss, so check out my review of Judge Kickass, along with images and a trailer, below.Β 

Just as I think Claire Yellowlees was born to play a superheroine, Ella Palfrey was born to play the role of a spy girl. And I think she plays the part better than anyone in the genre. She’s off the charts gorgeous, has the sexy accent thing going on, and can carry entire fight scenes even when performing on stairs in high heels.

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So yeah, the emphasis on this film is girl power, but it starts differently than any KAK movie ever made. Kix comes face to face with the bad guy, hits him with several punches, and they don’t really hurt him. She follows up with a bunch of kicks, and again, no real damage done. What in the name of Colonel Badass is going on here?

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Turns out, Kix has been beating on bad guys all day and is a bit tired. She gets a boost of energy via liquid refreshment, and the beat down begins in earnest. You know what I’m talking about. Classic Kandy. A virtual whirlwind of kicks and punches performed by Kix in a blue dress that is so tight, they might have had to sew her into it.

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So where does that leave you guys who would like to see the Kandygirls challenged like never before. It’s coming. I swear to you it is. And we will cover it. Its going to come out of their custom program or through other plans that are in motion. Plans that I know just a little bit about and have no interest in spoiling. As always, Kandyman is welcome to share any information when he thinks the time is right.

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One last thing. In another never before done move by KAK, this movie comes with a fourteen minute “interview” with Kix in character while she has her boot on the bad guy. Its funny she doesn’t kill the bad guy in the movie, but snaps his neck in this downloadable extra. Works for me.

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8 Responses

  1. fvsf says:

    question for kandyman, can you please tell when that movie with kix vs asian boxer(dont remember country) will come

  2. btw says:

    if this was a movie with just enough peril i bet eveyone here would love it and many would purchase

  3. Mark says:

    I wouldn’t hold your breath in regards the KAK custom stuff that HM mentions if it’s anything like my personal experience with them! Seriously, I sent them an enquiry when they first advertised it, got a responce stating they’d get back to me…and got nothing! I prefer people telling me to get lost than not getting anything! In the end I got so bored I went to HL for my custom!

  4. rangerian says:

    I purchased this solely on the anticipation of some peril ass whupping in a future production featuring this lovely actress πŸ™‚

  5. Mike J says:

    I’ve never purchased any of these due to the lack of any heroine peril. But if the first couple of customs involving peril look alright I’ll probably commission one if the heroine is allowed to lose.

  6. lilongwe says:

    too bad there is no peril i mean look at her in that outfit

  7. Paul says:

    Another great addition for my Kandyland collection, loved the 14 minute interview, a very nice touch.

  8. JadeOwl says:

    I wholeheartedly agree with SIDEKICK’s review! πŸ˜€

    There’s little I could add, with the exception of one particular detail that I’m not sure if it was intentional or not. When Kix is drinking the energy drink, the color of the can matches her spectacular dress. πŸ˜‰

    (BTW, she REALLY looks good in blue.)

    Ella Palfrey is one of the best stage fighters in this and related genres. She always brings her A-game and it’s a delightful to see her in action. There’s no circumstance where she doesn’t excel. And usually she does it in high heels! I salivate just imagining what she can do barefoot… or gods old and new willing, a boxing ring!

    There’s no doubt in my mind that she would rise to a whole new level. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ ;p